I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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