I need help removing her.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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