id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize