at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
