hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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