if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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