I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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