The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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