i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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