Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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