i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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