Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
so much tequila, so little girl.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
