handjob tips. give me some.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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