After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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