I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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