I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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