and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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