well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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