Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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