i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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