We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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