wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My life is pants optional.
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