We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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