We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I am available for nakedness
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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