If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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