when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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