He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Randomize
