I wannas sexs uuuuu
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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