Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
