I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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