office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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