Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The beer is more important than you right now.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Your penis caused this!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
