I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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