it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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