I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
