do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My pussy is not your playground.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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