Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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