we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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