She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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