i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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