shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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