is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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