Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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