Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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