Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Two words: blizzard sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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