When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Little spoons don't ask big questions
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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