im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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