Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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