the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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