She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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