If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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