whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
